A Primary three teacher was having trouble with one of her students
little johnny .The teacher asked, "johnny, what is your problem?"
johnny answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took the johnny to the Head master's office. .. ...
While the johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the Headmaster what the situation was. The Headmaster told the teacher he would give the johnny a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave.
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Headmaster: "What is 3 x 3?"
Headmaster: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the Headmaster thought a Primary
three pupil should know. The Headmaster looked at the teacher and told her, "I think the johnny can go to Primary six."
The teacher said to the Headmaster, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him?" The Headmaster and the johnny both agreed.
The teacher asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the johnny was taking charge.
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer...
johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.
johnny: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in
others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
The Headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send johnny to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"