Thursday 21 June 2012

2012-2013 budget

2012-2013 budget should have read like this:

: Government to find a way of filling Vaseline to the
top, hako ka doido ka hapo juu ni ufala!!

: Hiyo Shimo ya Donut itolewe, ata ikuangi Tamu

: Watoe pellet moja ya PK ibaki 5 bob

: Unga ya Jogoo ikue na flavour ya Kuku. Ata ukikula

... na sukuma si mbaya sana. : Ile Space iko kwa mayai Ijazwe, Hewa haikuliwi

: Bei ya vako iongezwe. Wale watu ukulanga vako
hapo jobless corner wamekua wengi

: Bei ya makeup ipandishwe so we know who's real
or fake.

:Bamba 20 iuzwe 19 bob ndo tukuwe na Bob ya Kuscratch.

: Presidential Motorcate ireplaciwe na Citi-Hoppa